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on February 18, 2003 at 15:35:40
The USTA has
pulled the wool over the eyes of the USTA Adult League tennis populace
and shows no signs of shame or remorse whatsoever. Their supposed
brain storm is the match tie break, a bastard child of demonic proportions
if there ever was one. And the entire reason for it's existence
is to make life easier for the tournament administrators and upper
level management. The poor little things are so overworked that
they need to cut down on the time that they have to spend sitting
behind the desk.
Dave Schoebel,
our resident version of the devil incarnate and moving force behind
this travesty, has been trying to sell this fecund program for years,
claiming that it will make tennis more exciting. What balderdash
and folderol. Mr. Schoebel managed to slide the program in the side
door, selling it to the administrators and management while hoping
that no one, especially not the players for goodness sake, would
notice. Mr. Schoebel must think that everyone in the United States
is an idiot or brain dead. Here we have another typical hidden rules
change made by people that don't even participate in the Adult League
program, except to push pencils.
This bastardized
version of tennis called the "match tie break", substitutes a tiebreaker,
first to win 10 points by 2, in place of a full third set if the
match is tied at one set each. Mr. Schoebels erroneous assumptions
that this would make people happy could not be farther from the
truth. He further assumes, through some convoluted logic, that by
shortening matches in full competitive combat, ready to enter the
third set, that this will "make tennis better". How did this guy
ever get this job?
To lay Mr.
Schoebels arguments bare and expose him for the dufus that he is,
let us refute the meager sophistry he usually expouses to justify
this aberration of tennis tradition. The following points are succinct.
1. The match
tiebreak cheapens the sport of tennis. Mr. Schoebel claims in his
infamous memo on the USTA website from 4 years ago, a copy of which
I still have taped to my wall, "Imagine how exciting it will be
to replace the third set with a 10 point match tiebreaker". He must
be brain dead or a non competitor. Two opponents or teams that have
fought for up to two hours, to the point to where a third set is
required, just don't want the match settled on one fluke point.
The first one to 10 points is usually barely three games, and one
lucky point can decide a match. My personal experience from last
year is where both teams hold serve to get to 7-7 in the match tiebreaker,
and a let cord winner gives one team a break point and they serve
out the match. That is ridiculous. It violates the basic tenet of
fairness and sportsmanship in tennis. In the match just described,
after holding serve and equally trading points back and forth, we
would have still been on the fourth deuce in the first game. Yes,
it may have gone on for 45 more minutes. So what. The match would
have been decided on the field of battle, fairly and with honor,
not with one fluke point. If the desk people don't want to wait
another half hour, get another job.
2. It removes
toughness, the will to prevail, stamina, the "never give up" spirit
and determination from the game. It is almost un-American. Why be
in really good shape any more? I was just watching a new teaching
video from a resort teaching pro who was giving match strategy advice
to a group of players, "If you lose the first set, hang on and try
to win the second, because then you can luck out and win the match
tie break and the match. It's only 10 points and even if you are
tired you can hang on for that. You don't have to play a whole third
set." I couldn't believe it. The match tie break takes the game
away form the players in really good shape and rewards marginal
players. Not that I am a purist, but this alone should make the
founding players of tennis spin in their grave.
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